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THE ALUMINUM COWBOY: A fellow superhero with smooth, shiny, metallic skin and a silver cowboy hat. He often beats the Mullet Force guys to all the girls.
SECRET CAJUN MAN: They givin' you a gumbo and takin' 'way your name.
BANLON WARRIOR: All his powers derive from some magic BanLon sox.
ENSIGN PULVER: Retired from the Navy long ago, Pulver lives next door to the Mullet Force HQ and keeps an eye on things when they're gone on a mission.
THE CRAZY HORSES: A gang of body-building, psycho-bitch, renegade strippers for hire to the highest bidder, good or evil.
THE FUNKYTOWN JC's: A cult of weird disco criminals that commit crimes to a happy beat.
PROJECTILE VARMINT: A villain that has this furry little creature (like the gopher in "Caddyshack") that flies off his arm and attacks people.
FIGHTING FATHER FLYNN AND RABBI MURRAY, THE KUNG FU JEW: An interdenominational martial-arts team. Look out when Murray's wearing his superpowered Borscht Belt, and Father Flynn pulls the pin on the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
POOPDOG: An insane plumber in a dogsuit. He fights crime for treats. His dogsuit is rigged up so that every time he punches someone, this simulated plastic dogshit pops out his butt.
PYF: A sexually ambiguous fairy that lives in the woods. The Mullet Force saved him from an Ogre once, and, since then, he's been like a helpful, but often annoying guardian angel for our guys.
DRAGON FOOT: Criminal mastermind with a obscenely mutated foot that looks like that of a dragon.
BENNIE HA HA, THE MAD GINZU CHEF: He's a real "cut-up" with deadly knives and a high-pitched, ridiculous laugh.
THE DUKES OF LIZARD: Evil, redneck lizard boys in '60s muscle cars.
THE TERRIBLE TIMS: Three guys named Tim, each one terrible in his own way.